i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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