Cold hands, warm shart.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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