This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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