whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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