I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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