i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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