She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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