i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Randomize
