In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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