Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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