and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
There r osticjed everywhere
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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