i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What a fucking waste of an outfit
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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