dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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