question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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