everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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