I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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