i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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