do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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