What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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