I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Randomize
