it was like eating out sand paper
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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