Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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