I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
tell me about the eggs
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