Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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