The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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