Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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