you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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