you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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