why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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