On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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