I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
