How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Girls should come with a carfax report
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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