i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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