No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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