I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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