did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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