If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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