My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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