Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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