You're a womanizer and a bitch.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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