Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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