waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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