so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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