the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
