You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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