Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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