I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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