covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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