my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He has the fingertips of a God
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