i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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