He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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