i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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