I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
vagina is talking i cant
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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