sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I enjoy the company of your penis
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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