I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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