Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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