I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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